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            Student &#039;terrorists&#039; cause panic in Riviera hospital
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            Four men dressed in turbans and north African robes caused panic among patients and staff at a hospital in Nice on Sunday night, when they stormed the building brandishing &quot;Kalashnikovs&quot;. But the men were far from the terrorist cell they appeared to be at first glance.
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            ‘Wife mutilator’ risks jail for sick prank calls
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            It began with a gruesome and explicit “murder confession” made to a telephone operator that had police units across France scrambling to find a brutal killer. However, the story looks likely to end with a 24-year-old prankster behind bars.
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            Mother cleared over son&#039;s 9/11 &#039;bomb&#039; T-shirt
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            A court in southern France on Wednesday acquitted a mother who sent her three-year-old son Jihad to school wearing a sweater with the words &quot;I am a bomb&quot; on the front, along with his name and &#039;Born on September 11th&#039; on the back.
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            Mother: Son&#039;s &#039;I am a bomb&#039; 9/11 top just a joke
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            A mother who sent her three-year-old son Jihad to school wearing a sweater with the words &quot;I am a bomb&quot; on the front, along with his name and &#039;Born on September 11th&#039; on the back, told a court on Wednesday it was just to &quot;make people laugh&quot;. 
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            Hollande under fire after making Pope joke
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            French President Francois Hollande came under fire on Tuesday after cracking a joke about Pope Benedict XVI&#039;s decision to resign because of his failing health.
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            Hollande: &#039;I’m the president of kisses&#039;
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            French restaurant pegs meal price to election result
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            &lt;p&gt;&lt;span lang=&quot;EN-GB&quot;&gt;A restaurant in the south-west of France says it is indexing its meal prices to the percentage of the vote that will go to far-left candidate Jean-Luc M&amp;eacute;lenchon.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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        <pubDate>Fri, 20 Apr 2012 13:56:00 +0200</pubDate>
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